Showing posts with label Saint Thomas More. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saint Thomas More. Show all posts

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Extreme Changes in USA's Organ Donation Policies Urged by

Saints Cosmos & Damien

"America MUST re-mix, re-make, and re-model its antiquated organ donation protocols," according to http://www.saintsforsinners.com/ representatives, Saints Cosmos & Damien ( C & D ) ."

C & D were twin Doctors who were born in the 3rd Century. The Doctor Duo are typically represented by medical emblems, which is why the insightful drawings, at right, feature sutures, staples and a scalpel, all of which can be used in organ donation operations.

Cosmos wryly stated, "those tools can be used for organ donation work but the truth is, America is still back in the 2nd Century when it comes to the amount of progress made with organ donation promotion and awareness." Damien agreed, saying "The whole American organ donation procedure is so atrociously bollixed up, galley-west, higgledy-piggledy, and, not to mention, skimble-skamble, it is downright shameful."

We asked what they meant and C & D chimed, "The 'Opt-In' to Organ Donation Procedure should be an 'Opt-Out' Procedure. That way people will have to basically say they are against organ donation, which very few will, and you will have many more organs to use, and thus, less people, dying, while waiting, to get an organ they need transplanted. This is not Rocket Science, Gee Whiz!"

Cosmos said that "the good people of Belgium, Norway, and Spain, all have switched to Opt-Out, and this has saved countless live."

SaintsforSinners contacted a few of the patron saints of lawyers, Saint Thomas More, Saint Genesius, and Saint Ives, and all 3 agreed that the procedure could be changed in one day at Capital Hill and save thousands of lives with a simple stroke of a pen."

Saint Catherine of Siena, our patroness of "Girl Power," and a saint invoked against bodily ills stopped by and said, "It truly is shameful that simple steps could be taken to bring organ donation programs to the 21st Century, but they have not been taken, apparently because many American lawmakers are too busy philandering and moralizing, all in the same heated, horrendous, hypocritical breath. It's shameful that stories about Organ Donation in America are less likely to be in the news than stories about the two-timing trysts of Senators and Governors. "

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

"Saint Anna" - Dr. Anna Pou, Louisiana's Living Saint

HEAVENLY PRESS RELEASE
Saint Thomas More Celebrates Courage & Conviction of Dr. Anna Pou!
CONTACT: Saint Thomas More,
1. 800. PRAYERS
(772.9377)
http://www.saintsforsinners.com/ ' s Saint Thomas More, http://www.saintsforsinners.com/stories/saint_thomas_medal_story.htm a saint who was viciously and unfairly persecuted during his time on earth, has scheduled a Lecture Series in Heaven to review and study the courage and conviction of the formerly persecuted and now exonerated, Dr. Anna Pou. The event will occur Now. It was Dr. Pou who was unfathomly considered to be a criminal for selflessly, tirelessy, benevolently, and lovingly caring for the sick in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina and the ensuing flood. The flood is known in Heaven as the worst natural and man-made disaster to ever occur on American soil. Numerous saints are clamoring to participate in what saint Valentine has said will be a "true and very much deserved Love Festival for Dr. Pou," whose name will also be presented to the Holy Family as a "Living Person Worthy of Sainthood" ( "LPWOS" ). Hundreds of Saints in Heaven have already signed a Petition In Favor of Future Sainthood for Pou, to be given to Jesus at the end of the Lecture Series.
The saints for those sick with cancer, Peregrine and Agatha, will be honoring Dr. Pou's commitment to providing help to the elderly and infirm during their bleakest hours. Saint Maximilian Kolbe, the patron of the Holocaust, will moderate a panel discussion on Selflessness entitled "The Powers of Pou." Our Lady of Guadalupe will be providing her customary "Special Favors" to all who attend the series.
The cost for the event is the usual 3 prayers and 3 caring gestures to be poured on deserving and undeserving people on Earth by the saints in attendance. Seating is not limited as "All are Welcome in Heaven."