Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Saints Luke, Cosmos & Damien Discuss Bush's Polyps

Doctor Saints Comment on Disparity in Health
Care Availability, Noting W's Preferential Treatment
Three http://www.saintsforsinners.com/ saints for Doctors, Luke [ http://www.saintsforsinners.com/stories/saint_luke_medal_story.htm ] and twins Cosmos & Damien, [ http://www.saintsforsinners.com/stories/saint_cosmos_and_damien_medal_story.htm ] met days ago in heaven to discuss the recent surgery of George Bush. They noted that President Bush had 5 small polyps removed from his colon by very capable doctors and recalled that he had this procedure performed in 1998 and 1999.
Saint Luke called in the patron saint of accountants, saint Matthew, [ http://www.saintsforsinners.com/stories/saint_matthew_medal_story.htm ]who added and then reported that Mr. Bush has thus had 3 preventive measure surgeries on his colon.
It was then noted that not everyone on earth is so fortunate to have such preventitive health measures and care so readily available, like the very fortunate and privileged president Bush. They then channeled some thoughts into Dr. Margot Kushel, M.D., in San Francisco, California, and helped her write a short yet brilliant letter to the newspapers to try and educate the public about the alarming disparity in health care. Her letter was published today, July 24, 2007, in the New York Times, and she articulately noted that you can't have polyp removal surgery in the Emergency Room. She must have said this because Mr. Bush recently commented that the "E.R." is a form universal health care.
All of the saints at the meeting were dubious of this claim and CBS Anchor Woman Katie Couric's former husband, Jay Monahan, [ http://www.monahancenter.org/ ] who died from colon cancer, implored all the saints to "wake up the American public about the urgent need for health care for all." The patron saint invoked during emergencies, saint Expedite, [ http://www.saintsforsinners.com/stories/saint_expedite_medal_story.htm ] also fretted, saying "some folks have dozens of polyps in their colon and can't get the care they need." He lamented that "many Americans do not even know they are in emergency situations." The saints for doctors will continue to monitor this issue and took time to offer special blessings to Doctor Kushel in San Francisco for heightening awareness about the very serious health care problem(s) facing many in America (and elsewhere).

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